I'm ready to write the summary, but I notice the article content section appears incomplete. The title "Twinkies, tribunals, and tainted statements" is present, but the actual article text from SCOTUSblog hasn't been provided.
Could you please share the full article content? Once you do, I'll deliver a 150-250 word summary following all your specifications: active voice, short sentences, no hedging language, specific names, and proper formatting with category and tags.